Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood.
-
 Zora Neale Hurston

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stardustpumpkin:

kars:

kuzunoharaidou:

kars:

conchetumadre

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mother, i learned a new word today

Ahahahahahahahahahahahha

Remember when you use it, you have to put a really agressive face~ 

Is not like a greeting, is more than a menace.

<3 Now go my babies and use it in your non-chilean talkers countries 

edlems:

My sister asked me to draw Quill for her.

edlems:

My sister asked me to draw Quill for her.

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wingceltis:

再……来……

wingceltis:

再……来……

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the-world-of-steven-universe:

oelm:

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PEARL 5000 COOL POINTS AMETHYST 0 COOL POINTS HAHAHAHA GET REKT AMETHYST

THIS IS FANTASTIC! X)

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

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